Pig reincarnation, Yama asked: do the fairy? Pig: boring!
Hades: a man? Pig: tired!
Hades: do the demon? Pig: a terrible thing!
Hades: What to do? Pigs: food and drink money to spend, but also because of who!
Hades was furious: Does your dog want to date students?
father asked his son: You will marry a wife who does? Son said: I want to marry grandmother, she hurt me! Dad said: Nonsense, how can you marry my mother do? Son said: You can marry my mother a wife, why I can not marry your mother too!
classmates with mountain climbing, reached the top a hearty girl shouted: motherland cheapest supra shoes, ah, my mother! A boy crush on her then shouted: motherland ah, my wife's mother!
also remember that military training was under a tree do? Instructors of the students said: The first row reports the number. You looked surprised instructors, instructors and says loudly: report number! So you reluctantly turned and hugged a tree.
a military exercise, a shell accidentally fall into the melon, send a soldier to go see. Distressed a ragged man said, not that stealing a melon Well, also as with the shelling of it?
drunk to go home to the wife said: a haunted house! Wife Jing Wen: How come? Drunk says: I pull the bathroom door, on the bright lights and chilly wind blowing chilly! Wife and a slap to: What the hell has the urine in the refrigerator.
a Xibei Lang everywhere, feeding, training children to hear a woman: cry put throw you out to feed the wolf! The child cried the night, so the wolf at the door journeying to dawn, sighed: liar, a woman is a liar!
love is the way, friends are pigs. Only one way of life, a way more pigs. Money do not forget to road, short of money when other sale of pigs. Do not get lost happy time, when the rest to feed pigs.
1. male and female friends to sleep in a room, the woman drew the line: off-line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, woman severely beat a man slap in the face: you do not even like animals!
2. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: Zai Zai: One day, asked his family to eat: cliff just a mouse waving paw, jump again and again, to learn to fly, bat watching it fall next to the mother's badly beaten, worried that: it is father, or tell it, it we are not natural in!
5. and friends to the top of Taishan sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: when the distance was Tizhaokuzi out curse: A friend for the first time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, sorry crying; this time, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, and my heart can be happy, to follow the call:
7. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: You boys and a girl crush on the girl and blow the courage to ask what kind of boys like
Day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master white chanel bags, and so I suddenly famous ah ~
passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me said: Do not chase! Bio exam day, including a question is to look at the bird's leg to guess the bird's name. Really do not know of a Health, angry on the paper a tear ready to leave the examination room. Invigilator very angry then asked him: A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who is that one day the owner was not at home, there is a change of gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
lie outside individual home owner, the owner wondering, this is Who
door: for gas
12. One on the road to see a bunch of things, squat sniffed, said it might be going to the toilet radii footwear, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, that really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~
13. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shake, shake ah shake ...... I think I have a personal electric shock, and then took a stick to me two stick.
14. A professor teaching in the field: One student quickly said: index finger ... ... A public toilet, A Jun constipation, do not pull a long dragged out, then another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling does not pull good fun, A-Jun, after hearing, said: Yeah, pull was so happy Day, even called her mother, the little guy answered the telephone. Out of courtesy, I have to look at her greeting.
colleague's son, 4 years old. Classic sentence: Road in a car accident - a turtle nest cattle trampled. Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The nest is hanging plaster uncertain ground beef recalls panic: I do not remember, he was too fast!
18. Stay in a lonely polar bear on ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one does not pull the left, he suddenly cried out ... ... ... ... cold ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ...
19. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizi, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: I do not feel beautiful. A couple of contraceptive failure of a small boy young man, a child's life out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a pill, and then speak a little boy: Two men go to the mountains to play, who accidentally took a fall off a cliff, peer worried shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~Penguin is boring, I think of the Arctic to look for polar bears to play
walked away, taking many years, is coming, and suddenly think of it at home so gas did not shut
back, walked away, and went for many years, closed gas, and starting, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
the door, knock on the door:
- polar bear! Come out to play!
polar bear:
- do not play.
23. Junior high school, a math teacher equation change, on the podium sleeves rolled loudly: Students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ...
24. A judge strabismus, B, C three day trial, the suspect,
A judge said: I did not ask you. Aircraft, the crow on the flight attendants said: the pig, said: Q: Do you sell here, there are no carrots? impatient boss said no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble, I took scissors to cut your ears!
over the while the rabbit again: Do you have scissors to sell here? boss said: No. Rabbit asked: Do you sell here, there are no carrots ... ...
27.
devil devil seize the princess said: even though you called broken throat, that no one will rescue you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
no one: the princess, I'll save you!
devil: that Cao Cao Cao Cao went to!
Cao Cao: devil, you told me why?
devil: Wow, see a ghost!
ghost: by! was found.
by: Nonsense, who found me? < br> Who: Off I Pishi!
devil: oh, my god!
God: Why did I?!
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: How can I! !!
had said to the devil from schizophrenia.
28. a king princess was asked to marriage, to an apple on the princess's head, who should have the opportunity to marry its princess shot < br> The first man shot in the apple, he said: kitchen knife to chase him, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
30. flight attendant advised passengers seatbelt
? top with a bird!
32. to the bakery in the rabbit: the boss, there are 100 small bread? boss: No next day the rabbit came again: the boss, there are 100 small bread it? Boss: Sorry, no.
the door, the third day of the rabbit: the boss, there are 100 small bread? boss: It was too embarrassing, or not.
fourth day of the rabbit bounce came: the boss, there are 100 small bread? boss: Great! today have 100 small bread ~!
rabbits: Great! to give me two!
33. his father took the bus.
Son: Dad, What time ah?
father: stop it to.
son: When to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
34. There was a man and a tiger were tied to two trees, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle, rope burns on Get out, and if the rope burned off, the tiger will eat the people, the results say a word, no eat
by Tiger said ! children in the house crying wolf night wolf keep out the night, morning, Wolf said, choking back tears, too: men, men are liars! ! !
36. the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the rabbit came to the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:
I flat die you! people are like ants.! After a while, I received: Hair stylist accidentally knocked off San Mao's hair. San Mao sighed and said: I carve to a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: you want me to Ah disheveled?
40. M: Do you like me?
women: do you think?
men: love!
woman: you guess again?
41. a mental patient in writing, the doctor asked: br> : he side of undress, while trousers.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: One of my left foot hurt.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title:
after another child: from work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: in the end you have a few father ah?
Title: sad
children: a ditch in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more sad
topics: and they
children: my mother short and tall fat and skinny.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it?
Title: You see
kids: Do you see what to see! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not be too pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession.
teacher reviews: Do not look too much drama!
Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........< br> Title: naive < br> children wrote: really hot today.
teacher reviews: Do you really naive
Title: really
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then turbid
teacher reviews: a phrase, can not be separated
topics: first ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :........ .........< br> Topic: What is
children: a train passes Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die
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