2011年10月7日星期五

chanel bags-39 and very yellow, very violent jokes

1. A peasant prostitute, JI, said: P, fifty, five on the grass.
2. a woman to urinate in the toilet, a drunk drink strayed, I heard sound of rushing the urine, and quickly said: Do not to, I really do not drink it! Woman terrified, did not dare to urine, not wait any longer put the ass, alcoholic, said: I rely on! Who TMD how they opened a bottle!
3. husband came home to see his wife in bed with the doctor the doctor: Do not misunderstand, I give her body temperature the husband: If you insert the body of the thing my wife does not scale, you're dead. !
4. that a little old vampire chat less, said: tea bags to pick up points to the ladies room to drink the water bubble point arrested, they tortured me, did not move!
29 days, they used the money to seduce me, did not move!
30 number, they sent a woman ... .. I recruited a spy!
next day, when I want to move, TMD liberated!
(the liberation of what is wrong? liberation we can grab female spies do!)

6. Liu Bei and shut down three-stranded desert island, a few days later, younger brother Zhang Fei want to cut hunger. Guan Road: SB, rubbed and then cut, meat and more! At this point, see Liu Bei in the SY, Guan Yu asked: big brother, you doing? Liu Bei: the whole point of butter, dipped to eat!
7. a little girl to the cake shops Mai Zaodian. She said the boss: the boss! Buy a chocolate doll. Boss: male baby or a baby girl you want? Girl: Of course, male doll to myself! Because the place to eat a little more.
8. Taoqianmaipiao a man on the train, the results bring out a condom. Behind a lady shouted: A wonderful school students: are insects to blame. Only 60 points. The other students actually get out, the answer is: because pulling too late.
10. Dong Lu Bu Ru and other confidants dinner, Diao Chan accompany, as tested Morohito loyalty, Zhuo name Zen blackened breasts. Dinner candle suddenly off, Fuming hand black people after independence cloth hand net. Zhuo then reward cloth, cloth laugh, exposed black teeth.
11. there is a grown man to a hotel, he saw the garage, there are many beautiful cars, so he asked the boss, how
there are so many beautiful cars ah, the boss told him that I have a five- year-old son, he did three things, if you can follow to make
, where you pick a car to drive away with, if not, put your car to leave, many people can not do so. . He
think-year-old child can do, can not do Well, so they try. The boss took him to a room, where there is a beautiful face
naked beauty, kissed her children in the past, and he do what I do, and then a beautiful child but also touched
past the body, he also do what I do , the third thing, the children turn out three times brother. . . . .
(better than not know, children have never awakened)
12. a man and woman meet at a donation center, they talked together.
woman said, Then they broke up.
a few months, again in the morning the two of them met the donor center, the men take the initiative to say hello, ... ... ...
(Fuck! I do not know what her mouth? only know that she definitely did not sleep well last hours of the morning! Oh)
13. in an ancient Shan, an ancient village found . Because of their isolation from generation to generation and, like human Taoyuan, outside they had a strong interest. Thus, a beautiful female reporter to this backward Township, to interview local people.
she interviewed the object is a 50-year-old man, know that they live in isolation for generations after the female reporter was shocked by then is a good
odd, so she intends to describe what they isolated life of the emotions.



eye memorable to say.

> female reporter apparently felt a little embarrassed, she wanted to avoid this topic. She interrupted the old man then asked if any other happy things?


horse on his family's new wife, felt extremely cool.
female correspondents are more embarrassing. She decided to avoid this topic. So she asked, in this life of isolation for decades whether there is nothing sad?
mutations old man's face, hands began to tremble, almost catch the hands of the pipe down. Deep-set eyes and get out of the muddy drops of tears. Several lips tremble, his body seemed to tremble. Silence, he said,
. . . .
One winter, I lost. . . . . . .
14. Shanxi has a place, not only poor but also a large population. County investigation team sent to investigate why the population growth so fast. A local villager replied: We are isolated here. Leadership Q: What is the relationship and many people? The answer: no electricity. Leadership strange: it has no direct relationship it! Villagers solution: no energy doing?
15. day for the bus, my front seat with a three
little boy: I want my mother to sleep tonight!
Mom: You will marry a wife and mother to sleep it!
little boy: ah
mother: that your wife supposed to?
little boy thought for a long time: easy to handle, let her sleep with their father!
mother:! ? # ¥% ... ...
father did not speak, had tears it!
16. cannibal and his son to hunt, capture a thin his son, his father said: put, no meat! His son and capture a fat man, his father said: put, too tired!
His son and capture a beautiful, his father said: take home at night to eat your mother!
(a common problem all over the world man, you do not recognize the man I have posted the top)
17. the father of his little sister that JJ is the key to paradise, called the Little Sisters of the evening was worried for him. small nuns are very happy to go back to the old nun said she touched the keys of heaven. a little old nun Sister of Father JJ description, was furious: He blew four years!
(to Mongolia four decades? by! really worthy of my generation to learn, I just need to be kept overnight on the line! shame in...)
18. a village women to pick a box eggs into the city to buy, Lu-yu criminals dragged into the woods QJ. Something complete, country girls got up and patted the dust, put down a word: cao! how much a little thing, ah, An Hai grab eggs that do ~
(see attached brother jaw off the floor!! Oh)
19. the delivery room after the birth of a child laugh, delivery nurses are very strange, surrounded tight fist observed children save, break apart and found a pill, just listen to baby haha ​​laughed: , and then raped. recuperate complete, and then further, bear to see you, laughing: So, asked to 100, said: eat, sleep. reporter asked: how do you not play Peas? Penguin said: I was Peas in TMD, your grandmother.
22. One day, lame and blind with riding a car to go out, ride the blind, the lame look at the road, suddenly found lame in front of a deep groove, agony: ditch! ditch! ditch! blind back and sang: Oh Le Oh Le Le Oh! fall into the ditch with two
23. an American to a Chinese boast: We do not Luantu domestic chewing gum, made from recycled condoms exports to China! Chinese people: What kind of which his mother, we still used condoms made of chaos is not exported to the U.S. chewing gum! < br> 24. a man to the hospital for SARS checks, nurses take the needle for a blood test the fingers, not cotton, because of temporary, emergency situations in their fingers, nurses dare to bear with the entrance of the men's obsession with the said sections after a long while: I There may be a urine test it again?
25. 3 men chat, the first one that I made last night and I lp five times, the first two days very, very sweet lp called my dear, said that the first two How I made 10 last night, almost did not let lp today, I go to work, then ask the first three, do you? third thought, that one time, the other two would laugh at him, ha ha you today. lp how to say ah, to play their personal heroism went aircraft hatch shouted out: Long live the United States and the States of!! then jump off! aircraft continued to fly 。。。。。 when the captain announced: the weight is too heavy, but also The jump of a person! so the Germans would come out, come to the aircraft hatch, shouted out: Long live the German Reich! followed suit and jumped down! aircraft continued to fly chanel bags。。。。。 when the captain announced, said: No, or heavier, a person must jump again! Chinese people see the Japanese one, stood up and walked the plane hatch, the Japanese quickly came to firmly hold the hand of the Chinese people: good brother, I will not forget you of! Chinese people shouted out: Long live the People's Republic!! then kick to kick the Japanese go !!。。。。。
(brothers, directed at this, the top bar ~)
27 clients for a rush, not enough time to buy a set. holster on the ham package temporarily pressing problem. prostitutes after packaging to remain in the body skin. to be done under a direct pull clients found this package in his holster JJ, the moment did not understand: what things? prostitutes embarrassment, the letter I nonsense: the hymen.
clients looked casually curse to: put your mother's P, the hymen as well as production date?!
28. Wang , bought the cars Otto, middle of the night to try on the ring in quiet car, he was happy to open, a big rush up from behind over, to exceed the time, the big guy Ben, head out, red Wang shouted: a circle, he is happy to do that bike Big Ben drove up and from behind, as if also stroll car, overtaking, the open guy and rushed Big Ben Wang shouted: ! . King also stopped and he was going to see that arrogant guy's bear-like, he came to the car and saw that guy better shop chanel handbags online, injuries are not heavy, he came to see, mouth had said: Big Ben you! . Where is the brake you? Husband: (not wait) Now go to Hong Kong it!
wife: Do you think you, the kids slept.
children: (suddenly sitting up) go faster, I'm so sleep
30. There is a relatively old joke: nun holding a foot of the old nun's urine to urine. Jinong but accidentally spilled half on the road, she began to cry. a woman passing by, and ask the reason, you help her urine, a bubble. A few days later the results came out, said the old nun was pregnant the old nun said: This year, even a carrot is not reliable.
31. Cultural Revolution, abnormal crowded train, someone want to go to stool, but squeeze , go out into the car pulled out of the window, this time a saw with the eyes of the conductor shouted:
32. One night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen Naked TM ah!
driver also furious: I see you from where TMD money!
33. Reporters asked the origin of mad cow herders, pastoralists A: my day ten times squeeze milk, but cow mating once a year! Female reporter puzzled, herders shouted:
rub your breasts every day, once a year, your talent, you're not crazy ah? ! ! !
34. Tom after work is necessary and his girlfriend for the first time a relationship, the colleague told Tom masturbation before sexual intercourse sex time can be extended. Tom decided to try, he wanted a lot of places, such as in the office, in the lounge, in the toilet, but that is not safe. Finally, he thought of a way. After work, Tom drove off company, opened a period after the car parked on the roadside, and then he pretended to drill in the car following repair cars. Tom felt very safe, eyes closed side of the fantasy side began to masturbate. When he was about to climax, I suddenly felt someone kicking his feet. Pleasure in order not to disappear, Tom continued to close their eyes asked, just listen to the police said, come back to see his wife being gang hold him down, picked up a shovel angry shot, heard his wife shouted: Student smoking addiction. one day they smoke in the toilet, was the headmaster to see the headmaster told the teacher, the class teacher the next day to find five of them talk.
teacher: Well you are glorious! Parents to call home! ! Called the parents to go home! Soot is very skilled bomb thing called ... ... the parents radii thriller! ! the.
tribal chiefs, said: However, you can endure before a board wishes. , asked the mattress pad 10 100 board is finished, the Japanese got up, Paipaipigu lacks something, it would be for their ability to mimic and re-creation capabilities boast about it, and would like to sit while watching the show of the Chinese people .
Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say: , abduction a Do not .... Cai Huazei force, indecent assault, was about to insert,

girls suddenly calm and said: Wait a minute, first the wear. readily handing me a condom. ... ..
once kidnapped a .
again, held hostage by a : This is my dormitory apartment keys and cell phone number, you can always find me. ... ...
finally have the time, hostage to a , good clean clothing,

himself: for love is the feeling the original, but so far no masturbation irritation. ..
39. a farmer sows led to veterinary vet to sow breeding, veterinary examination to sow, said:

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