chanel purses authentic-Chinese-style tragedy ( brilliant ah )

1. 55 years after the death of Chow Yun-fat that will donate 99% of the property, do not want anything taken away. Writers Gu Xiaojun commented: Do not donate to the mainland, not vital innocent officials.

2. Development and Reform Commission set up so far only done two things: 1) price, 2) price increases for defense.
3. China's current effective anti-corruption measures are: 1) Fuqifanmu; 2) home stolen; 3) accident; 4) Valentine's Report; 5) users curse.

4. foreign selling milk in China because: 1) no melamine; 2) If you can claim large sums of money; 3) If the claimant fails will not go to jail.

5. Shanghai to Beijing, said: the fear is too costly to the hospital, so his wife said: how to say, the teacher look shocked, and after a while, stressing each syllable, said: made in China ...

8. Grandma said that if the price of vegetables and then go up, house prices would with a cabbage another!
9. 1955 per capita income in China is South Korea's 3.2 times, 1.1 times of Japan. But after 50 years .

10. the Chinese inherent in a death, or died of waste oil, or died of lime flour, milk stone or die, or die from vaccine virus or died of dangerous structures, demolition or die, or die diary, or died of wine and women, or died under the wheels of BMW ... ... the Chinese slogan: one day a glass of milk, shocked a nation! Death is not terrible, terrible thing is that you do not know how he is dead!
11. China and neighboring countries is not necessarily the country with the most land disputes, but it is certainly the land dispute and its citizens than any other country.

12. saw a bedroom balcony hanging,

13. New Zealand earthquake, no one was killed, not a recognition of the General Assembly to open up, not so much heroic deeds, and filmed the movie, can not donate money, and can not be lowered to half, and not the country do not play online games, and Stars can not tax fraud, and we are unable to create the miracle of life! The main difficulty is the more prosperous New Zealand missed a good situation!
14. talking about the rise of the so-called big countries, please ask yourself: your income does not rise, your housing area does not rise, the number of your passport holders visa-free countries do not rise, your food safety does not rise cheap radii sneakers, your social security health insurance


not rise, if not, then the rise of great powers and then off you P thing.

15. National Development and Reform Commission since at 0:00 on April 14 from the gasoline and diesel prices were increased 320 yuan per ton. Local people have access to the news that, as oil prices do not include waste oil, it did not affect the actual life.
16. 2010 年 4 月 13 日 零时 National Development and Reform Commission decided to raise oil prices, with the morning 7:49, Yushu County, Qinghai earthquake of magnitude 7.1. October 25, 2010 Development and Reform Commission announced that at 0:00 on October 26 raised from oil prices. On the same day, 7.2 earthquake off Indonesia's Sumatra island and triggered a huge tsunami. December 22, 2010 a further rise in oil prices the NDRC, 7.4 earthquake occurred in Japan. February 20, 2011 Development and Reform Commission raised the prices again, New Zealand 6.5 earthquake occurred. April 7, 2011 a further rise in oil prices the NDRC chanel bags and purses, Japan 7.4 earthquake occurred again. . China's commitment to modern warfare, not easily use the NDRC.
17. has a chance to see the official laboratory of the shopping list, was shocked to see seven million above the Panasonic 42-inch LED screen television a number. Even more funny is actually a research computer lab also purchased the top SLR camera with Sony and Toyota off-road vehicles. It seems such a laboratory is really happy all the construction people.

18. Japanese Okamoto really a song that night in 1997 we shamelessly copied the Expo 2010 theme song, is an outrage!!
19. What is a miracle? I built a jerry-building, and hired 150 day laborers decoration, a lot of people say that this house is easy to collapse, I turned a deaf ear. Results of This is a miracle chanel purses authentic, but miracle is his mother not only innocent, but also became a hero to save big!

20. previously often see reports such as India / Brazil and the like slum fire dozens of hundreds of people die of news, now found, but we slums sold 40001 square meters.
21. Film Academy and enrollment, and many of which are pretty beautiful, and asked how they think the unspoken rules, very calm and beautiful answer: : Nasha Te wages to live with the Swedish mobile phone with British house Swiss watch Japanese wives married to Korean women do Thai massage package to open the German car sitting U.S. aircraft to drink French wine, Australian seafood eating, smoking Cuban cigars, wear Italian shoes, playing the Spanish girl to see the Austrian opera, buy the Russian villa, hire Filipino maids, bodyguards with Israel, Turkish sauna, washing, when the civil service in China ignition characteristics of the Asian Games is ... ... holding a relocatees who poured a bottle of gasoline and set himself on fire, jumped into the torch, after the ceremony, to group bulldozers, demolished the station directly to the torch


24 In 2007, the Beijing-Shanghai high-speed rail investment budget to 220 billion yuan in 2008, the central investment program launched 4 trillion in 2008, China has exempted 46 countries, more than 400 billion debt in 2009, China has exempted 150 from 32 countries debts in 2009, China's aid to total 76 billion yuan in 2009, China's total assistance to the DPRK reached 800 billion yuan in 2009, total purchases of U.S. Treasury bonds reached $ 810 billion, total debt to buy up to $ 2 trillion! 2009 China's annual consumption of the bus to reach 900 billion yuan in 2009, CNPC said: one hundred million yuan in 2010, save 10 minutes, the Shanghai-Hangzhou maglev cost $ 35 billion in 2010, China pledged 70 billion investment plan for North Korea in 2010, exposure of 12 trillion investment plan in Hubei Province, China Aid Pakistan, the amount has always been a fan... .. 2010, the Southwest drought in five provinces, 60 million people affected, the loss of more than 200 billion, the central drought relief funds allocated 160 million in 2010, the NPC said: China needs to achieve universal free medical care to spend 160 billion yuan annually, China do not have the economic strength! 2011 ....? 2012 ....?< br> 25. Asian Games 1500 Adonis defended the Chinese delegation woman is covering all the titles, only on behalf of the Chinese system, and non-Chinese constitution. on behalf of the Chinese nation's constitution, is 30 million of melamine baby's body.

26. Experts believe that the specific evaluation to wait until the end of winter.
28. It is said that before the earthquake there are three obvious signs: 1. well water anomaly; 2 animals reacted; 3 experts out of the rumor, but carefully pointed out, the second and third repeat.
< br> 29. a 54-year-old laid-off worker said something that shocked the world of words: