2011年7月21日星期四

radii noble shoes-Montagnards Miss dialogue with the hotel , dead funny !

Montagnards: Hey. Miss bun how much?
waiter: touch .100!
Montagnards: The following it?
waiter: following 200!
Montagnards: I faint! Is not it!? That dumplings do?
Attendants: sleep, 400.
Montagnards: a bowl of 400?!
Attendant: No, one night 800.
Montagnards: I would! So expensive! Why bowl to 800?


waiter: all night, all this price, big brother.
Montagnards: If not here taken it?
waiter: with out to 1000
Montagnards: I X! Shenzhen consumption his mother too expensive, right? Dumplings with out more expensive.

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